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What better way to spend this twilight zone week between Christmas and the start of 2017 than by planning the perfect New Year’s Eve celebration? Because we all know New Year’s celebrations always live up to your every expectation… cough

Even if you’re not delusional and are remaining realistic about how off the chain any given Sunday can be, get a leg up on your potential for fun-having by dropping by one of the many soirees being thrown across the Valley. We’ve got your run-down of NYE parities, whether you’re looking for a family friendly fiesta or an adults-only shindig to let loose in your sparkly finest.

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#1: Blind Boys of Alabama at Musical Instrument Museum, December 23-24
Formed in the late 1930s at the Alabama Institute for the Negro Blind, Blind Boys of Alabama continue to tour and perform their spirited gospel songs. Tunes from their latest album, “Talkin’ Christmas,” will also be on tap this tour. $48.50-$63.50. 7:30 p.m. December 23 and 2 p.m. December 24 at Musical Instrument Museum. mim.org

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#1: Cirque de la Symphonie at Orpheum Theatre, December 16-18
Aerialists twirl on festive red curtains high above the Phoenix Symphony in this spectacular collaboration with the Cirque troupe. The special holiday production also features seasonal music such as “Deck the Halls,” “White Christmas,” and movements from “Swan Lake” and “The Nutcracker,” performed by the symphony while painted strongmen, hula hoop artists and jugglers dazzle the audience. $30-$109. Call for show times. December 16-18 at Orpheum Theatre. phoenixsymphony.org

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#1: “Mamma Mia!” at ASU Gammage, December 6-11
Experience all the audio magic of ABBA -- from “Dancing Queen” to “Super Trouper” -- interwoven into a humorous and heartwarming story of friendship when this Broadway hit’s “farewell tour” takes a final run in Tempe. $15-$225. Visit website for show times. December 6-11 at ASU Gammage. asugammage.com/shows/2016-17-special-engagements/mamma-mia

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Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. There are few things I enjoy more in this world than copious amounts of comfort food and day drinking. And (I feel you reading this, Mom) quality family time, of course.

I like that it's the only holiday I can recall that feels distinctly American. Tangent: 10 years ago, I was studying abroad in England over the holiday and my host university attempted to cook us homesick Americans Thanksgiving dinner. It was a lovely gesture but no amount of dried out turkey breast and typically British, flavorless sweet potato pie could replace the epic meals we'd grown up with.

I suppose part of that is because Thanksgiving often falls close after Election Day, forcing far flung relatives of differing political persuasions into perilously cramped kitchens, paving the way for an innocent gravy burning to morph into a familial battle royale over who voted for who. Ahhh, the sweet smell of Democracy.

But most of all, I love that it's the everyman's holiday – about nothing more than friends and family coming together and sharing a really good meal. No required gift giving, no obnoxious music and nary a jingle bell in sight.

The PHOENIX Magazine offices are closed Thursday and Friday so we can recover from that third helping of pumpkin pie. In lieu of regularly scheduled blogs, we're instead giving you this round-up of Thanksgiving odds and ends from around the Valley.

From all of us here at PHOENIX, happy Thanksgiving!

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#1: Marilyn Szabo’s “Life & Death: Portraits” exhibition at monOrchid, December 2
For more than 25 years, Marilyn Szabo captured with her camera portraits of luminaries like Allen Ginsberg, Mohammad Ali, and Ray Manzarek, along with photographing people in her artistic and familial life, including sculptor Klaus Ihlenfeld and her mother and friends. Several of Szabo’s most striking and revealing images are featured in the exhibition “Life & Death: Portraits.” Free. Opening reception at 6 p.m., December 2 at monOrchid. The exhibition runs through December 26. monorchid.com

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#1: Ringo Starr at Celebrity Theatre, November 15
The former Fab Four drummer brings his solo songs and some Beatles hits to Celebrity Theatre, with his All Starr Band on backup. This tour’s lineup includes Todd Rundgren, Steve Lukather (Toto), Gregg Rolie (Santana), Richard Page (Mr. Mister), and Gregg Bissonette (David Lee Roth’s band). Fans can expect to hear a spectrum of hits from “Africa” to “Black Magic Woman” to “Yellow Submarine” in the intimate setting at Celebrity Theatre, where no seat is farther than 70 feet from the stage. $67-$127. 7:30 p.m. November 15 at Celebrity Theatre. celebritytheatre.com

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#1: Phoenix Annual Parade of the Arts in Downtown Phoenix, November 12
The theme for the 11th annual parade – now joined with the Grand Avenue Festival -- is “We Could be Heroes (Just for One Day).” Participants will don superhero costumes, and there are contests in five categories: “Avenging Leagues: The Colossal Costume Clan” costume contest; “The Flock of Fabulous Floats” float contest; “The Brilliant Bike Brigade” decorated bicycle contest; “Splendiferous Sidekicks” kids and pets contest; and “Society of Gathering Multitudes of Droves” group contest. The procession begins at 6 p.m. at Unexpected Gallery. The finale features a fire show by The Circus Farm, musical performance by Tucson funk duo Mik and Scott, and The Untrashed Recycled Fashion Show. Free. November 12. phoenixannualparadeofthearts.com

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It's no secret that Halloween is no longer a "kids-only" holiday. If anything, hard-partying adults have usurped the day traditionally observed to honor the dead and later reserved for children in homemade ghost costumes to eat a lot of candy. Now it's all about making costumes "sexy" and drinking. Since Halloween falls on a Monday this year, the weekend before is sure to be maximized for freaky fun. Here's our list of the top 5 adults-only events this weekend:

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#1: “Dragons and Vines: Inlaid Guitar Masterpieces” at Musical Instrument Museum, November 5
Fancy banjos and glammed-up guitars (and one unique ukulele) by artisan luthiers Pearl Works are on display in this special exhibition. The instruments are all artfully inlaid with things like gold, wood, copper, abalone shells, and mother of pearl, and depict everything from fierce and fiery dragons to intricate floral designs imbued with philosophical meaning. $10, exhibition only; $7 with museum general admission ($10-$20). Opens November 5, 2016 and runs 9 a.m.-5 p.m. daily through September 4, 2017. mim.org

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#1: Town of Carefree’s Enchanted Pumpkin Garden at Carefree Desert Gardens, through October 31
Sculptor Ray Villafane has filled the four acres of Carefree Desert Gardens with dozens of artistic pumpkin carvings and life-size scarecrows. In addition to wandering the displays of creatively carved squash, visitors can take pumpkin carving classes, grab a bite at snack stands, and relax in the craft beer garden. Free admission. Open daily 10 a.m.-10 p.m. through October 31 at Carefree Desert Gardens. carefreepumpkingarden.com

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#1: “Rocky Horror Picture Show” screening with Barry Bostwick at Mesa Arts Center, October 22
Actor Barry Bostwick (Brad in “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”) will attend a screening of the cult classic film, celebrating the movie’ 40th anniversary, and participate in a Q&A session with the audience. There will also be a costume contest. $42-$87. 7:30 p.m. October 22 at Mesa Arts Center. mesaartscenter.com

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#1: “Speed Killed My Cousin” at ASU Gammage, October 15
In this poignant production by Carpetbag Theatre, a young African-American woman returns from military service in the Iraq War and wrestles with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and Military Sexual Trauma (MST) while contemplating vehicular suicide. As she drives, her story is told through memories and flashbacks, all steering toward her life-or-death decision. $20. 7 p.m. October 15 at ASU Gammage. asugammage.com