Great Escapes: Kauai on the Fly

Craig OuthierMarch 3, 2023
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Niihau Napali Super Tour; Photo courtesy Holo Photography
Niihau Napali Super Tour; Photo courtesy Holo Photography
In search of culinary thrills – and the perfect magic-hour sunset – on Hawaii’s “garden island.”

The winding mountain road sinks into early-evening shadow as we take its deep plunges and hairpin turns at an admittedly higher-than-safe speed. Kauai’s fabled Waimea Canyon appears on our right behind a tree break, but we barely slow down to look at the natural wonder, sometimes described as the “Grand Canyon of the Pacific.”

It’s a race against the clock, after all. Not a moment to spare. 

You might assume we’re racing to make a flight or a wedding or something else humans usually find it important to be punctual for. But, no. 

A sunset. That’s why my companion and I are rocketing up Kokee Road like crazed fugitives – to see one of the last spots on U.S. soil where the sun shines an any given day, before disappearing behind the rippled vastness of the Pacific Ocean. We’ve heard it’s the most spectacular sunset spot in Hawaii and, thus, planet Earth.

Such are the pleasures one finds on Kauai, the least-populated of the Hawaiian archipelago’s four main tourist islands – with 66,000 people, it has about the same population as Queen Creek – and also the most breathtakingly pastoral, ergo its nickname, “the Garden Island.” Ribbed with distinctive canyon formations and covered in banyan forests, it’s sort of the Sedona to Waikiki’s Phoenix – the eye-pleasing place where you go when hiking and nature is the thing.

When To Go

When is it not nice to go to Hawaii? December through February are the wettest months, with average highs around 70. The rainfall slows to a relative trickle in June and July, when the average high hovers around 79.

Kauai Safaris; Photo courtesy krs media
Kauai Safaris; Photo courtesy krs media

It makes sense that an epic sunset moment looms so prominently on our to-do list, because just two days prior, I enjoyed the most indelible sunrise of my life. Stricken with a minor case of jet lag, I woke early at the Sheraton Kauai Coconut Beach Resort (marriott.com) and wandered out to the beach. Located in the town of Wailua on the east side of the island, the resort has clean, unimpeded beach access and is squared up nicely with the eastern horizon. So, along with a smattering of other early-risers, I watched the sun ignite a dark morning cloudscape in a prismatic display of rose and orange. It was the kind of profound experience that needs a bookend. 

Accessible from Phoenix via nonstop carriage on American Airlines, Kauai is best known for the Napali Coast, with its green, rippled coastal valleys, and adjoining Napali Coast Wilderness Park. Camping at the park, and hiking the legendary, 22-mile Kalalau Trail – which serves as the lone land route to the coast – requires a 90-day-in-advance permitting process (dlnr.hawaii.gov/dsp/parks/kauai/napali-coast-state-wilderness-park).

Alternately, you can see the coast – featured in such TV shows and movies as Jurassic Park and Fantasy Island – by helicopter or boat charter. I opted for the latter though Holo Holo Charters (holoholokauaiboattours.com), one of the adventure companies on Kauai that ferries tourist groups to the coast via a fleet of catamarans, sail boats and Zodiac-style rafts. And that’s how I found myself thrillingly darting in and out of sea caves on Kauai’s north coast, the captain expertly using the Zodiac’s powerful outboard motors to conduct unlikely explorations of dark, churning watery spaces not much bigger than a living room. Dubbed the Napali Adventure and Snorkel tour ($315), the experience ended with a pleasant snorkel in a cove near Kauai’s Hanalei Bay filled with sea turtles and parrotfish.

Sheraton Coconut Beach bike picnic at Kapaa Town; Photo by Craig Outhier
Sheraton Coconut Beach bike picnic at Kapaa Town; Photo by Craig Outhier

Impressively, Holo Holo also offers an all-day catamaran excursion that takes visitors to a snorkeling site off the coast of Niihau, the nearby “forbidden island” of Hawaii that’s officially off-limits to tourists and is populated by no more than 200 cultists. Next time.

After the white-knuckle raft adventure, I was in the mood for something sedate, and I found it back at the Sheraton Coconut Beach in the form of an oceanfront bike cruise north from the resort to Kapaa Town, a beach community about 3 miles north. Riding on Sheraton loaner bikes on a palm-lined bike path, we eventually found a shaded park with ocean views and unfurled a picnic lunch of Champagne, charcuterie, cheese and fruit ($150) neatly packed into a pair of insulated, waterproof backpacks by the kitchen staff.

I can’t believe I’m counseling this, but when it comes to eating on Kauai, sticking to your resort – at least for “nice” sit-down meals – is not a bad strategy. Listen, I love unvarnished culinary engagement as much as the next Anthony Bourdain fan, and Kauai does boast countless kick-ass food trucks, including El Rey Del Mar (elreydelmarkauai.com), a Mexican taco truck near the resort that afforded us the crispiest, most delicious Baja-style tacos I’ve had outside Baja; and Kauai Sushi Station (kauaisushistation.com), a walk-up sushi counter run by an endearing young Japanese couple near the airport in Lihue, featuring a nice selection of nigiri and maki rolls, plus izakaya-type snack fare like scrumptious, octopus-filled takoyaki.

But one thing you realize quickly about Kauai after floating around a bit: From the one-lane highways and roads to the ubiquitous feral roosters crowing away noon and night – the enduring legacy of a monster storm two decades ago that leveled a poultry farm, legend has it – Kauai really is the sticks. Hawaii’s Alabama, essentially. And thank the tourism gods for that. One Waikiki is enough, after all. 

But it does make sit-down dining a bit erratic. Restaurants often close early or have odd hours, and the general quality of the island’s brick-and-mortar eateries is dubious. But that wasn’t the case at Moa Moa Hawaiian Fish House, the flagship restaurant at the Coconut Beach. Fronted by chef Chanel Mitchell, the indoor-outdoor fusion eatery proved to be the best upscale meal of our trip, with sharable delights like fire-roasted bone marrow with avocado mousse and sturdy entrées such as coffee-rubbed beef tenderloin with furikake frites. Score one for resort dining.

Chocolate Farm Tour at Lydgate Farms; Photo courtesy Lydgate Farms
Chocolate Farm Tour at Lydgate Farms; Photo courtesy Lydgate Farms

Which isn’t to say there aren’t abundant worthwhile food and drink experiences throughout Kauai, a prolific agrarian area that accounts for the majority of Hawaii’s taro production. We got a huge kick out of the Rum Safari Tour from Kauai Safaris (kauaisafaris.com), which is exactly what it sounds like: You basically drive around a banyan jungle and working farm in an enormous Jeep filled with 20 people and sip rum. If that sounds glib, know that the tour guides are quite knowledgeable about Kauaian agriculture and ecology, and the whole thing is fun and edifying. 

Locals also speak highly of the Chocolate Farm Tour at Lydgate Farms, a farm and chocolatier that walks guests though every step of the chocolate-making process, from nib-grinding to conching (lydgatefarms.com). 

As much as I loathe Jimmy Buffett’s “Cheeseburger in Paradise,” there was a moment during our four-day sojourn in this particular slice of paradise when a cheeseburger sounded pretty good. Fortunately, Kauai has Kenji Burger (kenjiburger.com), an acclaimed mini-chain that serves real brioche-borne beauties. After sinking my teeth into a buttery Hapa Burger with teriyaki and pineapple slaw, I had to admit that Mr. Buffett was onto something.

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Another universal truism about paradise: Four days goes quick. Which is why I’m stepping on the gas even harder as the sun sags dangerously low over Kauai’s west coast. With a final triumphant push, we make it to our destination – Kalalau Lookout – and make a mad dash from the parking lot to the lookout itself. 

The viewing area is congested with tourists, and a breadfruit tree has decided to defiantly sprout in the middle of our main sunset sightline, but it’s gorgeous, and the commanding 4,000-foot view of the mighty Pacific immediately justifies the chaotic mountain drive. 

I do a 360 scan of the lookout perch and am shocked to find an even more exultant view behind us, where the Napali Coast itself is lit up like a Nivea model by the escaping sun. I honestly didn’t anticipate being able to see it up here. Which brings up another cool thing about Kauai: It’s small enough that you’re always likely to run into a canyon you know.

3 Must-See Sights in Kauai

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Waimea Canyon
10 miles long and 3,000 feet deep, with layers of russet erosion caused by runoff from Mount Wai’ale’ale (reputed to be the wettest spot on Earth), this magnificent gash on the northwest side of the island does a fair impersonation of our GOAT canyon here in Arizona.

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Manawaiopuna Falls
Colloquially known as Jurassic Falls after Steven Spielberg used it as a stand-in for Costa Rica in Jurassic Park, this 400-foot, privately owned waterfall is near-impossible to hike to, but island helicopter companies are allowed a limited number of visits per week.

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Kalalau Beach
The jewel of the arduous Kalalau Trail/Napali Coast hike, this 1-mile stretch of beach is some of the most secluded and beautiful coastline in the world. Mangos, guavas, passionfruit and cherry tomatoes are abundant in the valley and can help sustain long-term campers.